Let’s Keep the Dumb Fuckery to a Minimum Today. Say what everyone’s thinking—without even opening your mouth. This tee is soft, savage, and built for days when your tolerance is at an all-time low.
100% ring-spun cotton for solids (heathers = cozy cotton/poly blend)
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) and breathable—so you stay cool while delivering truths
Classic fit with a ribbed crew neck and no side seams
Tear-away label because one more annoyance is too many
Ethically made with U.S. grown cotton and certified for comfort + safety
